How To Ask Someone Out?

Why would you want to date someone? There are lots of reasons. You can finally go outside.
You can do something different than deal with your crushing loneliness.

What will you need?

Confidence.
Hygiene.

This is how you do it.

STEP 1. Find someone.

STEP 2. Ask them if they are single and ready to mingle.

STEP 3. Mingle

STEP 4. You're done.